Jay and I were to babysit for a friend's 2 sons. One of them, we'll call him J for privacy's sake, is 4. P is still a baby, although he isn't little... but anyway I digress.
Jay was running late, so it was me and 3 children, including Lily. Thank God she was sleeping. I don't like those odds of being outnumbered. Two was PLENTY, as you are about to see.
P was put to bed, and J and I were playing with a puzzle. Lily was sawing logs next to us.
J: Are you going to wake her up? She's pretty.
(I didn't add that. J really said that. Smart boy)
Me: No, I'll wake her when you go to bed. She'll want to eat when she wakes up.
J: Do you breastfeed?
Me: (shocked that a 4 year old puts these two events together) Yes I do.
J: Do you breastfeed little boys?
Me: Um, well, since Lily is a little girl, I breastfeed her. But if she was a boy, I would still breastfeed her. So, I would if I needed to.
J: Oh.
So I was relieved. There are many awkward ways this could play out. I mean, Medela doesn't even want people sharing their breastfeeding pumps. Jay got there shortly after that.
Meanwhile, here is a picture of Lily. See, she is pretty!

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